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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

colacharm

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

  1. never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
  2. find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
  3. talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
  4. picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
  5. if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
wildlyannoyingdoofus

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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

colacharm

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

808lien

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

maramahan

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

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Halloween Inspired Asks

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1. The smell of pumpkin guts or rotting leaves?

2. Sweet or salty pumpkin seeds?

3. Store bought or pumpkin patch pumpkins?

4. Wool or knit sweaters?

5. Halloween party or exploring haunted places?

6. Candy corn or mellowcreme pumpkins?

7. Apple cider donuts or pumpkin donuts?

8. Apple pie or pumpkin pie?

9. Scary costume or something silly?

10. Still, silent nights or rainy, windblown ones?

11. Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown?

12. Witches or ghosts?

13. Raking leaves or climbing trees?

14. Ouija boards or ghost stories around a campfire?

15. Frankenweenie or The Corpse Bride?

16. October or November?

17. Black cats or owls?

18. Fireplace or candlelight?

19. Monster movies or their classic novels?

20. Carve or paint pumpkins?

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PSA:

witchkylo

being half native, i am beyond tired of this reoccurring theme. for all of you cryptid fans, the wendigo, thunderbirds, skinwalkers, etc. are NOT cryptids. they are a part of indigenous culture and are spirits/entities, and not anything like mothman. they are religious and cultural folklore, despite the fact that cryptozoologists try to classify them as cryptids. 

also, do not associate any non-indigenous oc’s with ANY spirits from native culture and folklore, as it is very insensitive (i.e. kylo ren wendigo, named “rendigo”) to the culture and considered white-washing. our culture, practices, and religion has already been stretched far and thin over the years. be respectful please.

thes3nator

Did somebody actually just type out “rendigo?”

black-girl-against-feminism

I’m sorry, but when the same folks here don’t have when other people’s cultures or religions are “infringed upon,” even things that considered sacred by them. So no, I honestly don’t give a fuck what people do.

bimpadimp

what does this say I can’t read any of this post my eyes just can’t I’m so confused

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